keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
i dont get how someone can call sherlock a sociopath literally all he is is a 35 year old man that misses his dog
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
fall out boy? why not fall out girl?
[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]
[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]